Four actors compete for the role of Jesus - a black revolutionary, a bisexual hippie, a Jew, and a feminist. When all four are rejected, they hit the road on bad-ass motorcycles, bound for glory in New York City. But when a run-in with a gang of Elvises ends in murder, they find themselves taken prisoner in a little town called Jackville - where folk don't take kindly to blasphemers. The Jesuses fall prey to an evil conspiracy that can only lead to the Apocalypse.

Rating: 2.75

Cast:

Tony

Doupe

Christine

Kistler

Rebecca

Castelli

Kimberlee

Iblings

Cameron

McCullough

Angie

Louise

Tim

Gouran

Todd

Licea

Keith

Winsted

Joseph

Franklin

Sue

Corcoran

Paige

Green

Tony

Doupe

Christine

Kistler

Rebecca

Castelli

Kimberlee

Iblings

Cameron

McCullough

Angie

Louise

Tim

Gouran

Todd

Licea

Keith

Winsted

Joseph

Franklin